I was asked by one of my brothers to undertake an "experiment" while in the arctic. My task was to urinate on the tundra and find out how long it took for the ice to melt while spelling both my name and his. In the presence of three climatologists and while docked in Greenland, I proceeded with the experiment. My results can be clearly seen above. The results clearly startled all of us. While the melt rates were the same, the writing while urinating came out much clearer while spelling my name than my brother Gary. One scientist even remarked that the spelling of Ira appeared to be in veranda font....
We will be seeking to explain the reasons for this in further writings.
2 comments:
If we see an acceleration in global warming, I believe they'll trace it back to this experiment. Your piss may have been the straw that broke the camel's back by adding that extra amount of warmth (and let's assume for the sake of argument that you're warm blooded) that threw our global climate past the tipping point. At long last sir, have you no shame?
I wonder if the pressure was constant during the experiment. Was Gary spelled before or after Ira...was it a strong constant stream? If you know what I mean?
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